Dirty Jokes..... and maybe few clean ones too.

[Daryl]

We've all been there...

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[Daryl]

I was speaking to a gay mate the other day and asked if he put up with any shit from his friends...

"Often" he said, "especially if they hadn't been to the toilet first!" 

[Marlon36]

Two gay men were sunbathing on the beach and one asks..."shall I put the brolly up?" and the other one replies..."yeah but for Christ's sake don't open it!"   

[Geddy]

Just been to the supermarket, met a woman who washes her fanny with floor cleaner.... flash cunt

(better than strawberries...)

[DAD]

Just been to the supermarket, met a woman who washes her fanny with floor cleaner.... flash cunt

(better than strawberries...)

Nah!, but not bad

[Daryl]

Ooh I say...  

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[hit the six]

A doctor tells a patient, "Sir, you are highly contagious and must be placed in isolation. Until we get in contact with the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention, your diet will consist of pizza and fried eggs."
 
"Will that help me get better again?" asks the patient.
 
"Not really. But it's the only thing we can shove in under the door."

[Slasher]

A doctor tells a patient, "Sir, you are highly contagious and must be placed in isolation. Until we get in contact with the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention, your diet will consist of pizza and fried eggs."
 
"Will that help me get better again?" asks the patient.
 
"Not really. But it's the only thing we can shove in under the door."

How appropriate for the timing on this one lol

[jackymiester]

i got one. whats the best thing about being a gardener? you get down with your hoes XD

[Boulderdash]

What's the best thing about twenty three year old girls?



There's twenty of them.

[jackymiester]

i tried a donkey burger


dont like it. it tastes and smells like ASS!

[Geddy]

I didn't go to the World Strawberry Picking Championship this year due to Covid 19 but apparently a woman with no legs won...jammy cunt...

[always_eight]

2 flies sitting on a pile of shit.
One fly farts.
The other fly says " do you fucking mind!.. i'm eating"!

[hit the six]

An 87-year-old man chats with his doctor: "So, I'm getting married again next week, doc!" "Oh, that's wonderful! And how old is the bride?" "She's 19." 

"That's fantastic – but I have to warn you, too much action

in the bed can be deadly!"


 "Ah well, if she dies, I'll just have to remarry."

[compostcorner]

Well this thread shows on my DadsFME homepage so what the hell...

You've probably heard this before anyways...

 What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

 You wouldn't let a lentil on your face!!