Dirty Jokes..... and maybe few clean ones too.

Started by stanmarsh14, Jan 16, 2015, 02:47 AM

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jackymiester

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.

Daryl

A funeral undertaker tried chatting me up the other day...
 
I wasn't impressed - he only wanted me for my body!
My website...
www.daryl2510.wordpress.com

"Grief is the price we pay for love..."
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HM Queen Elizabeth II

Geddy

Just got back from the World strawberry picking championships. A woman with no legs won... the jammy cunt.... ;)

Geddy

Pleased to say the results are in, I'm just back from the World Strawberry Picking Championship and a woman with no legs won, the jammy cunt...

DAD

Welcome to DADsFME, enjoy your stay :)

Razors_back

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning......
i've seen things you wouldn't believe.....

DAD

Quote from: Razors_back on May 31, 2022, 06:34 PMWhy did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning......
Haha! welcome back mate, good to see you :)
Welcome to DADsFME, enjoy your stay :)

Razors_back

Quote from: DAD on May 31, 2022, 06:37 PM
Quote from: Razors_back on May 31, 2022, 06:34 PMWhy did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning......
Haha! welcome back mate, good to see you :)
thanks DAD, it's been way to long. Spending ages gathering resources and old layouts to rekindle my retirement years...its either that, or pull the pin see what comes after... ;) Just need to source a ver of 5.1 as my old wips wont load into the newer emulators.
i've seen things you wouldn't believe.....


Razors_back

Quote from: altharic on May 31, 2022, 10:30 PMIt's under legacy releases at DIF

https://www.desertislandfruits.com/forum/index.php?/files/category/71-legacy-releases/
Yeah seen it, clicked it...got denied...went to donate...got denied due to transition i guess...

Its no biggie just means redoing a lot of stuff from scratch.....onwards and upwards
i've seen things you wouldn't believe.....

Razors_back

Gary Glitter was once asked, "What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds"?

His reply "There are twenty of them."


i've seen things you wouldn't believe.....

stanmarsh14

Quote from: Razors_back on May 31, 2022, 11:17 PM
Quote from: altharic on May 31, 2022, 10:30 PMIt's under legacy releases at DIF

https://www.desertislandfruits.com/forum/index.php?/files/category/71-legacy-releases/
Yeah seen it, clicked it...got denied...went to donate...got denied due to transition i guess...

Its no biggie just means redoing a lot of stuff from scratch.....onwards and upwards

If you are still having issues, drop me a PM, I maybe able to help :)

Razors_back

Quote from: stanmarsh14 on Jun 01, 2022, 11:20 PM
Quote from: Razors_back on May 31, 2022, 11:17 PM
Quote from: altharic on May 31, 2022, 10:30 PMIt's under legacy releases at DIF

https://www.desertislandfruits.com/forum/index.php?/files/category/71-legacy-releases/
Yeah seen it, clicked it...got denied...went to donate...got denied due to transition i guess...

Its no biggie just means redoing a lot of stuff from scratch.....onwards and upwards

If you are still having issues, drop me a PM, I maybe able to help :)

Thanks Stan its all sorted now...30 gig of layouts,roms and flyers downloaded...Just got to find Pooks old tutorial in my email from way back when..... ;)
i've seen things you wouldn't believe.....