OK, guess what this page is going to be all about then?
That's right, I'm going to mouth off, bitch*, moan*, complain*, and generally speak my mind on just about any subject that takes my fancy - mainly, but not exclusively, relating to fruit machine emulation.
( * NOTE : "Expressing an opinion" is now considered by many idiots to be bitching, moaning, or complaining, so I just thought I'd do a bit of downward linguistic convergence and use the terms which some people understand best).
Closed source development, locked layouts, prima donna hissy fits, just how fucking shit Sky Digital is, modern fruit machines, crap PlayStation 2 games, the stupidity of the majority (I'm very big on just how stupid everyone is these days), all this and more will be ignominiously and needlessly dragged into the public domain as I try as hard as I possibly can to make you all as miserable about certain things as I am.
If you don't think this is such a good idea, then by all means go and read something else on a different website. But if you want to join me in the dark places, read on.....
Things I have ranted and raved about:
Idiots Anonymous, the curious world of the moderator - 26th August 2002
The End Of The Affair - 4th July 2002
Locking For Trouble - 24th April 2002