Dirty Jokes..... and maybe few clean ones too.

[jackymiester]

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.

[Daryl]

A funeral undertaker tried chatting me up the other day...
 
I wasn't impressed - he only wanted me for my body!

[Geddy]

Just got back from the World strawberry picking championships. A woman with no legs won... the jammy cunt....

[Geddy]

Pleased to say the results are in, I'm just back from the World Strawberry Picking Championship and a woman with no legs won, the jammy cunt...

[DAD]

YAY!

The best IRC joke ever lol

[Razors_back]

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning......

[DAD]

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning......

Haha! welcome back mate, good to see you

[Razors_back]

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning......

Haha! welcome back mate, good to see you

thanks DAD, it's been way to long. Spending ages gathering resources and old layouts to rekindle my retirement years...its either that, or pull the pin see what comes after... Just need to source a ver of 5.1 as my old wips wont load into the newer emulators.

[altharic]

It's under legacy releases at DIF

https://www.desertislandfruits.com/forum/index.php?/files/category/71-legacy-releases/

[Razors_back]

It's under legacy releases at DIF

https://www.desertislandfruits.com/forum/index.php?/files/category/71-legacy-releases/

Yeah seen it, clicked it...got denied...went to donate...got denied due to transition i guess...

Its no biggie just means redoing a lot of stuff from scratch.....onwards and upwards

[Razors_back]

Gary Glitter was once asked, "What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds"?

His reply "There are twenty of them."

[stanmarsh14]

It's under legacy releases at DIF

https://www.desertislandfruits.com/forum/index.php?/files/category/71-legacy-releases/

Yeah seen it, clicked it...got denied...went to donate...got denied due to transition i guess...

Its no biggie just means redoing a lot of stuff from scratch.....onwards and upwards

If you are still having issues, drop me a PM, I maybe able to help

[Razors_back]

It's under legacy releases at DIF

https://www.desertislandfruits.com/forum/index.php?/files/category/71-legacy-releases/

Yeah seen it, clicked it...got denied...went to donate...got denied due to transition i guess...

Its no biggie just means redoing a lot of stuff from scratch.....onwards and upwards

If you are still having issues, drop me a PM, I maybe able to help

Thanks Stan its all sorted now...30 gig of layouts,roms and flyers downloaded...Just got to find Pooks old tutorial in my email from way back when.....